Here's the Script
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Pokehontas
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John Smith (The Muscly, Happy Harry's Gruff voice sounding)
Pokehontas (Very VERY high pitched guy's voice. I would say sort of squeaky and lacking of care when speaking)
Nerd Sailor (Self explanatory)
Random Guy ( Who really gives a fuck what this guy sounds like)
Big Sailor (Sounds like that dumb dog that got Bugs Bunny and called Bugs "George" from the Looney Toons)
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Script:
John Smith: Look! Over there! It's some island that everyone already knows about!
Nerd Sailor: Isn't that Kanto?
John Smith: No, faggot! That's America!
Big Sailor: I think that it's in the shape of a giant ball, Large Boobed man
John Smith: Hey, that's Mr. Large Boobed Man
Big Sailor: Oh, sorry, Mr. Large Boobed Ma- *Punched in face*
John Smith: Yes my tits are the size of poffins
Random guy: What the hell are poffins?
John Smith: I think they're Cheese-Flavored tampons or some shit, who knows this shit?
*Land on shore*
Pokehontas: Holy cock rammer! It's a white person!
John Smith: Why is that weird?
Pokehontas: Because we have all these yellow haired fuckturds and tenticle monster things over here and I don't know but I have pokeball shaped
warts on my vagina and every time one pops a squirtle comes out and I don't even know
John Smith: Holy fuck, you fucked a squirtle
Pokehontas: Hey, you got in my line of sight and I think we should battle or something...
John Smith: But all I have is a charamandervesaurtle and I don't know what to do with it*interrupted*
Pokehontas: I don't know either bu my vagina itches like balls.
*Shows person playing a gameboy*
Player: Okay, what the holy fuck is the point of this game?